Wow, you must really be bored. I mean, seriously - no one ever reads this. We strongly considered just leaving the page blank because we thought no one would EVER come here. Those people in the picture up there? Not us. We have no idea who they are. Don't they look excited though? If it helps, we can tell you we're the Marketing department. The 4 of us wait patiently each day, staring at the order forms and hoping that we'll have one to process. Sometimes we play Scrabble. We have to admit though - if you hadn't come here to read this, then writing it would have been a colossal waste of time.
Would you believe that this Company Store has existed since 2016? It shocked the heck out of us, to be honest. For a while there, we thought it'd never launch. But, here we are! Such a long and distinguished story probably needs more space than this seldom-visited "About" page can provide but - difficult as it may be - we're gonna try to provide an historically accurate timeline:
In 2016, we started an online company store.
Okay, maybe it wasn't as difficult as we thought.